Justin Witzke

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

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— 2 days ago with 254098 notes

nubbsgalore:

photos by franz lanting in botswana’s okavango delta

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— 6 days ago with 38098 notes

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist of my childhood

(via thefuuuucomics)

— 6 days ago with 228413 notes

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via shouldnt)

— 1 week ago with 588319 notes

hotchocolate1394:

221cbakerstreet:

havocados:

thisbelleisvegan:

sra-foreveralone:

The best post I have ever seen.

I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.

This is what pranks need to look like

CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING

Thats so nice to see the world actully be nice

(Source: nevver, via thefuuuucomics)

— 1 week ago with 554185 notes
queefdollaz:

labias:

……………

tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius”


That’s a civic

queefdollaz:

labias:

……………

tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius”

That’s a civic

(Source: aphrodisy, via officialfrenchtoast)

— 1 week ago with 50603 notes
the-snow:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

Just makes it all the more amazing that this all came to exist, being flung through space.

the-snow:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

Just makes it all the more amazing that this all came to exist, being flung through space.

(via imathewjames)

— 1 week ago with 84268 notes